A Few Geology Jokes….
I have been collecting geology jokes for years. I’m not sure where I’ve even heard them all. If I hear one, I write it down. Here are a few of my favorites.
If you have some of your own, leave them in the comments or send us an email. We’d love to share them!
Q: What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A: I Lava You!
Q: What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?
A: Don’t look at me, it wasn’t my fault.
Q: Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry?
A: He wanted to get a little boulder.
And remember: Never lend a geologist money. They consider a million years ago to be recent!
Filed under: Geology / Earth Science on February 18th, 2010
ha!
CLASSIC! 🙂
oh no wait, clastic!