A Few Geology Jokes….

I have been collecting geology jokes for years.  I’m not sure where I’ve even heard them all.  If I hear one, I write it down.  Here are a few of my favorites.

If you have some of your own, leave them in the comments or send us an email.  We’d love to share them!

Q: What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A: I Lava You!

Q: What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?
A: Don’t look at me, it wasn’t my fault.

Q: Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry?
A: He wanted to get a little boulder.

And remember: Never lend a geologist money.  They consider a million years ago to be recent!

3 Responses to “A Few Geology Jokes….”

  1. ha!

  2. CLASSIC! 🙂

    oh no wait, clastic!

  3. Nice

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